So it is two in the morning in Minnesota and I am drinking and using Simpsons quotes as my title, fuck off, like you’re doing so much right now. That brings me to my thoughts on the Minnesota marriage amendment. Which is meant to actually amend the state constitution to make it illegal for gay people to marry. So much annoying rhetoric lately, television, papers, flier at my door, warning me about the threat of the gays gettin’ them human good feelin’ rights. Oh for the sake of fuck, shut up. Shut up if you are the guy that says ” Yes I have gay friends but I don’t feel they should be able top marry, that’s a straight thing”. Stop being so delusional, you don’t have gay friends, you know some gay people that you don’t respect as they don’t respect you and you are using each other mutually for some purpose to be determined in the future, however, you are not friends. I have heard some really dumb arguments against gay marriage like, “Hey, why would they want to get married? they can have all the sex they want and no one expects them to get hitched”. Yep, that was a real thing I heard a real person say with their stupid face. Where is this straight pressure to get married coming from? I have had lots of hook up sex in my life and have only been married the one time and if this falls through I am going to hookers until I cack off. Maybe, unlike most straight couples, these gay folk actually love each other and want to scream it from the roof tops instead of secretly despise each other and want to fling them from the roof tops. I am sick to my gills of government morons like Michelle Bachman and Eric Paulsen claiming to be fiscally conservative but want to amend the fucking constitution based on their idiotic beliefs. So you believe in small government and taking care of the money so you want to spend millions of tax payers dollars to expand governmental control with an unnecessary law? Wow, you may be so full of shit that anyone near you will soon die of salmonella. I have heard many Christians ranting about gay marriage bringing the wrath of God on our heads. If that is so, what’s the fucking problem? Isn’t that what all the religious, church going non or secret sodomites want? These people go to church and pray and kneel for one simple reason, to survive Armageddon and they have the balls to act like they don’t want it to happen. I used to have to wait in downtown Minneapolis for the 14C bus. i would stand there for an hour sometimes in sub arctic temperatures and wait for that damn bus, you better believe that I got on it when it got there and never once did I say, “Hey, why are you early”? The last thing I have to discuss is the idiotic commercial I keep seeing that claims that gay marriage is going to hurt straight people and that gay marriage will be taught in schools. Taught in schools, really? So the teachings of Sappho and the story of Achilles and Patroclus are the only thing on the curriculum then? So how will not passing the amendment hurt straight people? Well, you see since there has never been an amendment on the books before and straight people are still straight and gay people are still gay… Don’t you get it, it will just be worse, right? I mean, it can’t possibly be JUST EXACTLY THE FUCKING SAME AS IT WAS BEFORE, could it? I apologize for the caps but stand by them.
Have I ever told you how much I hate idiots?