It seems that every other week, conservatives must take up arms over another story of liberal oppression. A student ordered to take off her Romney 2012 t-shirt because it’s, “akin to wearing a KKK shirt.” A college professor suspends a student for refusing to stomp on a piece of paper with “Jesus” written on it. Students are forced to sing a song praising Barrack Obama. Yes, from the removal of Christmas from public schools to the persecution of Christian children for taking a stand, it seems that schools in the country are out to indoctrinate and oppress students of faith.
Cherry picking stories about evil teachers is a standard in conservative media. And not always a harmless one. A few months ago, Florida Atlantic University Professor Deandre Poole was put on paid leave, not because of his actions in the classroom, but because the reaction from many Christians was to issue death threats. What Professor Poole did was have his students write “Jesus” on a piece of paper and then asked them step on it. When the students hesitated or refused, Poole, a devout Christian, would then open up a discussion on the power of symbols. As an atheist, I wouldn’t have any issue with stepping on the paper apart from needlessly offending a fellow student. That is not to say I have a problem with offending people, I just prefer my offending behavior to have a purpose; a purpose of making a statement, or just for a giggle, but a purpose nonetheless. Anyway, it would seem that upsetting the sensibilities of those whose sensibilities are up-settable is a byproduct of attempting meaningful discourse.
Apart from the typical fear-mongering within the media, the anti-intellectualism of the right seems to pervade each of these stories. While the occasional public school story will fill the average consumer with enough terror and rage to keep them alive for another week or so, the real prize is to be able to go after some elitist snob with a PhD. From tall tales of a philosophy professor attempting to prove the non-existence of God at the end of every semester, to real(ish) stories of intellectual bullies picking on people of faith, the college professor is the ultimate villain. The fictional stories all end with the plucky Christian kid proving that the elitist pedagogue isn’t as smart as he thinks he is. He may have a decent idea of how the universe works, but he doesn’t understand God.
The above video is an old trope that Christians like to pass around as a parable about how Professors aren’t as smart as they think. The unlikelihood of that story ever actually happening doesn’t seem to occur to the faithful. The worst of these anti-intellectual videos was created by Wretched Network. It’s a similar piece of vapidity that’s been passed around in one form or another. The video features a man, labelled generically as an “Evolutionary Professor,” telling the story of the time a student came up to him after a lecture and asked him some tough questions about evolution that he just couldn’t answer. Both questions they show are loaded with nonsense that anyone competent in their field (or indeed, a blogger with no degree) should be able to sniff out. But this pipe smoking archetype sat dumbfounded, unable to recall the most basic concepts of the science he teaches. Surely he must be the worst professor to ever step into a lecture hall. My heart goes out to his students.